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    ISBN: 9780889229266 | Paperback

    128 pages | Pub. Date: 1 March 2015
    5.5 W × 8.5 H × 0.331 D inches
    Backlist | Drama | Bisac: DRA013000
    Rights: WORLD


In this riotously funny new comedy from Morris Panych, we meet Alma, a seasoned career shoplifter who prefers the five-finger discount over some lousy seniors’ day deal. But it’s not just an empty wallet that leads Alma to a life of petty crime – it’s also her strong convictions about social justice and economic equality.

Along for the ride is Phyllis, Alma’s frazzled accomplice who lacks her mentor’s cool demeanour and snappy comebacks. It’s Alma who does the talking when the pair is apprehended at the grocery store by Dom, an overzealous rookie security guard. Guided by the strictness of his born-again Christian belief, Dom is ready to handcuff the culprits and call the police, but his affable senior partner, Otto, intervenes with a more sympathetic view of the crime: “It’s just a couple a steaks.” As Alma, Phyllis, Dom, and Otto share their wildly different takes on the situation, complex views on morality and ethics begin to emerge.

With its cast of oddball characters, Panych’s comedy offers biting observations about society’s haves and have-nots and how much they might actually have in common.

Cast of 2 women and 2 men.

Read the first scene of the play on Meta-Talon.

“Economic inequality isn’t funny. Thank God The Shoplifters is …”
Washington City Paper

The Shoplifters is a gem in a minor key, as a work of literature and a play.”
The Georgetowner

“Gripping comedy … this hilarious battle of wills brings the nature and meaning of shoplifting to new scales of justice and calls of a closer examination of the human condition."

By Morris Panych

Playwright, actor and director Morris Panych has been described as “a man for all seasons in Canadian theatre.” He has appeared in over fifty theatre productions and in numerous television and film roles. He has directed more than ninety productions and written over a dozen plays that have been translated and produced throughout the world. He has twice won the Governor General’s Award and has won the Jessie Richardson Theatre Award fourteen times for acting and directing. He has also been nominated six times for Toronto’s Dora Mavor Moore Award and three times for the Chalmers Award. His classic 7 Stories ranks 9th among the ten best selling plays in Canada, outselling the Coles version of Romeo & Juliet.

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news | 2015-08-26
Opening this weekend: Panych’s The Shoplifters at the Philadelphia Fringe

…season with Morris Panych’s newest comedy, The Shoplifters , a haves versus have-nots comedy. Read more … “Economic inequality isn’t funny. Thank God The Shoplifters is …” …

news | 2015-03-27
Two More Spring Books Have Arrived! The Shoplifters and page as bone ~ ink as blood

…we give you Morris Panych’s latest play, The Shoplifters ($17.95), which takes a jab at a different sort …

news | 2015-01-21
Announcement: New Books for Spring 2015!

…blurred lines of what’s right and wrong. In The Shoplifters , a riotously funny new comedy from Morris …