news | Thursday December 2, 2010

Christmas Cheer from M.A.C. Farrant!

It warmed our hearts at Talonbooks to read M.A.C. Farrant‘s holiday greeting in Monday Magazine‘s 2010 Christmas Guide, taken from her book Down the Road to Eternity:


Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You *

I’m drinking alone this Christmas.

I’ve hired a wino to decorate my home.

I’ve put a bar in the back of my car so I can drive myself to drink.

Jesus, will you be drinking with me this Christmas?

Will you be thinking of me if you do?

My head hurts and my feet stink.

I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling.



*Compiled from actual country and western song titles.

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