derek beaulieu - from How To Write

A CHAIN SAW


A chain saw is wisely resplendent. Any cab driver can write a love
letter to the paycheck around the inferiority complex, but it takes
a real warranty to seek some chain saw.

Indeed, the gentle tomato barely assimilates a blood clot from the
stove pipe.

Furthermore, the sheriff gets stinking drunk and a corporation
behind the warranty goes deep sea fishing with an orbiting
power drill.

Now and then the satellite recognizes the microscope.